Friday, February 27, 2009

Facebook

The facebook has come.
and there is not a bit of denial in myself, and i am sure i share this sentiment with many more, that it's the next big thing. i've seen this with friendster, when i first encountered it in '03.

but where would multiply fit in?

of course, or so i honestly believe, friendster has nothing compared to multiply.
since multply happened to me, friendster-usage had decreased, in a pace so rapid that i don't even remember what my URL is. eventually, i stopped using it altogether, blogs and albums and all. multipy has all of those coolnesses plus a much more user-friendly interface.

multiply allows me to cross-post my blogs to my blogger account [absolutalbert.blogspot.com]. i am not so sure if friendster does that, though i still wouldn't care if it really does. plus, file uploading and downloading became easier.

now, what about the facebook? it doesn't do blog [i haven't seen it yet], no file uploads, and the interface is so darned complicated. even virtual flinging of virtual mud pies are hard.




Monday, February 23, 2009

Manong Driver, you are so mathematically efficient.

Not to mention possessing a keen sense of the common.

and i am just a sarcastic kid. ok, so hit me.

riding the jeepney last night, it was very late. the darkness was full, because it was already 11pm.

a girl and her boyfriend got in, fished for some fare then paid.

the girl handed the coins to the driver, "Manong, isang delta, isang Rotonda."

the driver then said,"So, uhhm, dalawa kayo?"

"Malamang," the girl retorted.

end of entry..=)



Friday, February 20, 2009

Let's LICK THE YEMA!

"let's lick the yema til not a spot of it is dry, shining wet, so moist,
let's lick the yema til the flavorful essence encompasses the being,

let's roll it, play with it in our mouths.
let's roll it til there's none of it left."

deviating from the senseles, albeit sensual and suggestive poem, i am going to write about a certain person who, everyday and in every way, makes us all happy, during rain or when it shines, and maybe even when snow comes to conquer our tropical land of polluted minds and mouths.

"Hi, guys.."

Here she comes...

"..would you like to.."

She's coming near...

"...buy some?.."

Seriously, she's nearer!

"...I have yema and chocolate pastillas"

And you've got no place to hide to.

and that's how ate yema [to me, she doesn't have a real name. i don't know it yet] gets to sell her ware. her sweet yema.

her history i do not know of. i first saw her and her bagful of sweet things back then when i was going to class at the sixth floor. she was a nursing atudent back then, wearing her white nurse' uniform. her opening speech was so long ["hi, guys, would you like to..."] i got lost so soon. but i got the gist: she was selling her things[yema, etc].

and this still goes on. now she wears civvies, having graduated the program.

and now she bears not only yema. but also cookies. maybe she has SPACE CAKES, but i dare not ask for fear of getting FARTHER into space and not coming back [because of eating the said cakes].

one time toyang and i were getting into the classroom, to eat what we've bought from the cafe.

i opened the door for her, and at the exact same moment, yema-lady was going out.

the two ladies saw each other, face to face.

"Hey, girl, you want some?". her attitude i sensed as i held the door open for the two of them

to which toyang replied,"Damn right, bee-yaatch, i want some o' dat sumthin'". [this statement didn't really take place. toyang said 'ok'. just that.]

and then the transaction took place, then toyang proceeded to take a small bite into her yema.

another funny incident was related to me by kayne. she was walking with rej at the carpark, i think, when yema-lady suddenly sprung up to them and said,"hi, rej and ABBY..."

Who's abby, no one knows. yema-lady has got some serious yema obsruction in her ear, which, along with the other one, dangle really low because of the huge earrings.



++that's all for now. =)

Thursday, February 19, 2009

I THINK she has decent inner thighs.

Lady GaGa, i mean.

pardon the indecent comment about the decency of her inner things. pardon my unacceptable, brash, unthinking remark.

but when one is talked about to be walking the streets of the city in her panties, dancing in her undies in her music video whilst exposing a probably powdered pair of legs in a "close-open-close-OPEEEN" fashion, then the so-called indecency i write pales into the background, bearing no contrast to the truth.



and talking about it, creating a blog entry just for it, then makes her, as a person, not only her shiny pair of walking legs, worthy of more attention.

smart move she did, and still does, showcasing her legs for all the public to see.

but maybe i should talk about her talent. she sings. she's not only a pair of legs with ONLY panties on. but i think she wears pants on occasion, like valentine's. Maybe.
























you have to get out of living under a rock to get what im saying. having done that, now read intently.

lady gaga is not a transvestite, or a man who got operated to look like a girl. the name is a big misnomer. i was once confused too. haha. i thought maybe she's one of those weird people trying to put on a show so hollywood would take a chance.

she didn't get to hollywood, and she'd no tranny [pardon my politically incorrect term].

she's pure sweet girl. kinda short, but that makes her cuteness grow more.

talent? she has it. watch out for her legs. and try to look at her face too, if you get the chance. haha.that's all i can say for now. i havent seen much of her. of course im not looking at her legs everytime i see her video. school work had to be done, so video watching had to stop. hmmph.

haha. Lady GaGa. look her up.